Squirt 'em Out: Busting Balls Review

Okay folks, I know you've all been waiting for me to finally get down and dirty with one of my favorite adult-only gaming experiences! And today is the day because boy oh boy have I got something spicy on tap for ya. So let's dive right in, shall we? My absolute fav pornographic game that takes sexy-time adventures up a notch (or ten) has gotta be "Busting Balls". It's an unapologetically raunchy simulation game where you play as a sexually frustrated young dude who accidentally stumbles into a secret underground fight club where beautiful babes battle it out while naked - oh yeah, and each round ends when one of them squirts her juices all over their opponent's ballsack... you guessed it, literal ball smashing baby! You start off with zero credits, but luckily for you (and I mean this literally), if one of these kickass ladies decides she likes your look or perhaps some slick moves you made with your controller, she might reward you with some extra cash. Of course, winning fights also gets you some sweet cashola too! But don't worry, even if you lose every single match, there are plenty of ways to earn those valuable coins: spinning special wheel of fortune things, completing little mini-games that test your reflexes and aiming skills, or simply by sitting back and watching other girls go at it. Once you've saved up enough cheddar, the real fun begins: you can bet on your favorite contenders, influence the outcome of matches by using powerups like 'hottub,' 'dildo racecar,' or my personal favorite, the ever-so-delicious 'double-penetration rainbow wand.' The possibilities are endless! Oh, did I forget to mention the multiplayer mode? Yeah, gather up some buddies (online or IRL, doesn't matter!) and create a sexy ménage à quatre where everyone gets to participate – either by fighting themselves or just cheering on their favorite competitors from the sidelines, sipping margaritas and enjoying the show. One final word before I wrap things up here: this ain't no PG-13 game folks! Trust me though, if getting drenched in sticky fluids and ogling pixelated titties and pussies aren't your cup of tea, then maybe you should turn around now and go find yourself a nice game of solitaire. For those of us who don't mind a bit of naughtiness sprinkled liberally throughout our gaming sessions, however, Busting Balls delivers the goods and then some! So what are you waiting for? Grab your controllers and get ready to release some pent-up aggression and build up your bankroll, player!