Naughty Indie Gaming: Get Down and Dirty!

Keep it to 10 paragraphs or less! I've always been a bit of a naughty gamer at heart. Don't judge me, I know you secretly love it too. So when my buddy sent me a link to some hot new adult indie games that had just hit the market, let me tell ya, I couldn't click fast enough! First up on my list of dirty delights was "Lusty Landlord". Now this game is all about making your tenants happy... in ways other than fixing their leaky faucets. You play as a sexy landlord who has recently inherited a rundown apartment complex filled with horny young tenants looking for someone to fill their empty holes. And guess whose ready and willing to oblige them? That's right, mister (or miss) landlord yourself! My second favorite is called "Dirty Hospital". This one takes the classic hospital setting we all secretly find arousing, and ratches up the heat several notches. Playing as a busty nurse named Rose, you spend your shifts doing everything from giving inappropriate examinations to sedating horny patients before having your way with them on the examination table. Just be careful though, there are nosy doctors and snooping nurses lurking around every corner! Next on my naughty list is "Naughty Detective". In this crime-solving adventure game, you take on the role of a sleazy detective named Samantha Jones (come on, they didn't even try to hide it). Your job is to solve a string of high profile missing person cases, but along the way you'll have plenty of opportunities to get sidetracked by suspects who can offer more... shall we say... 'incentives' to help speed things along. Fourth entry on my dirty downloads list is "Teacher's Pet". Ever wonder what really goes on behind those closed classroom doors? Well, according to this steamy educational simulator, a whole lotta sinful sex education! Take on the role of Ms. Johnson, a sexy blonde bombshell of a teacher with eyes (and perhaps other parts of her anatomy) only for her pupils. With flirtatious behavior mechanics and multiple paths to choose from, how far down the rabbit hole of depravity will YOU allow yourself to go? Finally, rounding out my top five list of free porn games is "Office Honeys". Think "The Office", but without any pesky work getting done... and with lots more fucking. You play as a newly promoted CEO trying desperately hard not to succumb to temptation in the form of your insanely hot secretary, Janice. But between her constant displays of cleavage and her constant stumbling over herself whenever you happen to walk into her office, resisting her advances will prove harder than calculating quarterly profits! And there you have it folks, my Top Five Free Porn Games to spice up those long, lonely nights spent alone in front of your computer screen. Enjoy responsibly (yeah, sure)!